criminal offence

Since moving to Florida, we've noticed there are a lot of strange things here that you don't normally see or experience in the rest of the country. The customs and culture are just a little different and if you don't know or understand them, it's easy to offend someone. In particular, there are some state laws on the books that are a little unusual.

So, I thought it would be a good thing to give a heads up in case you plan on visiting Florida soon. You wouldn't want to unintentionally break the law and end up in trouble, right? So, as found on dumblaws.com, here is a small list of Florida laws you may want to be aware of-

• Doors of all public buildings must open outwards. (ok, I guess that's good to know)
• It is illegal to sell your children. (seems a little obvious, though I have had offers)
• One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person. (however, sole unnatural acts are ok)
• The law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. (this law has probably ruined many weekend plans)
• Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. (speedo bikinis are ok, but, no gowns!)
• It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. (hmmm, must be a problem around here)
• It is illegal to skateboard without a license. (wonder if they have a written test)
• It is considered an offense to shower naked. (huh?)
• You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers. (excessive Greek partiers must hate it here)
• Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. (OUCH!!!)
• If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. (it's only fare, right?)
• You may not fart in a public place after 6pm. (all other times are acceptable)

You can consider yourselves warned!